Surprise, Surprise - MSFT retail opens Oct 22

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Well, we say surprise, but let’s face it, it’s not terribly exciting - seems Microsoft, sponsors of Family Guy, givers of Win Mob 6.5 and desperate to convince XP users to switch to its latest operating system plans to open its first retail locations on Windows 7 launch day, October 22.

We already know these locations emulate Apple’s cool shops in almost every way - video screens, layout, location, tech help bars, the lot. Engadget sources now claim Microsoft’s take on an Apple shop will begin opening up (to take business from nearby PC retailers) on that day.

“Specifically, the Scottsdale store will swing the doors wide on the 22nd, we're not sure about the Mission Viejo location,” the report states.

In a separate report the Wall Street Journal notes the risks Microsoft runs, quite apart from the cost of its retail locations, “Microsoft depends on existing partners in the retail business that could be threatened by the company's expansion into their turf," Wingfield reports. "Microsoft's hardware partners could also be angered by its decisions about which devices to stock and which to exclude from its store shelves."

"The most eye-catching element of Microsoft's store designs is likely to be the wall-sized high-definition screens, according to someone who has seen them. Laptops, mobile phones, Zunes and other devices will be arranged on spacious tables inside the stores."

Perhaps one of the more interesting things about the stores will be the chance they give to re-connect with those former Apple retail staff Microsoft has been recruiting to man its shops.

Investors may also be asking, with Apple scooping up the most profitable sales in computing with its machines, what exactly will be the viable margin for Microsoft’s shops? Presumably it won’t make a great deal from sales of hardware, other than its Xbox; though it may see some benefit from OS ad software sales. When the numbers for Microsoft’s retail segment begin to drop, we guarantee there’ll be some data-crunching as financial analysts and stockholders ask, “does this pay”?

Thanks to Engadget for the image, because we just lurve what they've done - we particularly like the small child to the mid-left of the picture, who is presumably desperate to be taken next door to that cool iPod shop. That’s what we call “pester power”. And the Windows user in the right of the pic seems, erm, somewhat “unusually” dressed....

Comments (37)

COuldn't you have chosen a better picture? You can see the fat crack of the girl's butt on the right

Look at the rear-end of the woman on the right! If that ain't bloat-ware, I don't know what is!! And, who killed the kid?!!

That's not a real picture of the new MSFT stores, is it? How bland! And the shopping cart? No, it can't be. They can't be that clueless.

In the official Microsoft photo, the person in the middle is pushing a shopping cart.
However, the Photoshopped Walmart shoppers are closer to what's going to happen.
A Best Buy with no selection.

Stupid Apple kool aid drinker. You really even consider that pic to be real?

Here's the unedited Microsoft store mock up photo from the Engadget gallery...
http://www.engadget.com/photos/microsoft-builds-pretend-retail-store/128...

Thanks for the link. It makes it so much better now. Now a gray shopping cart is cool. Before it was just lame.

Looked at some of the other pics on engadget site. Lot's of "I'm a PC" t-shirts and posters.

Identifying with Apple is stupid enough. It's just a computer/consumer electronics company. But to willingly brand your self a computer?? Holy cow, what have we come to!

They should go all the way, and offer tattoos of Steve Balmer on your rear.

need coffee so bad, so much tipo!

thanks for the engaget link... but look at the others pic, the shop design looks like a Costco or Wallmart shop way more than an Apple Store. No copy here, still lame..

It's obviously not real, but it's certainly realistic.

look at that person on the right hand side of the picture... HAHA, is that a bigfoot sighting??

Besides the beast on the right hand side, a co-worker just pointed out the child being dragged by the shopping cart on the left hand side... hmm...

child: "no, mom, please, not that store..."

mom: "I told you I was gonna drag you to the store today and by god..."

What is with the whale of an ass-crack in the right of the picture?

Ok, the picture is some what disturbing. The kid on the floor being dragged by the shopping is hilarious. However, what gets me is that Microsoft is spending all this money on their Apple Store clones, and yet earlier in the year they laid off thousands of their employees. Way to go turd heads...

Clone Stores?? Pfft. You guys really are on the apple crazy train. Anything that ever was or will be is copying Apple according to you guys. I don't think so...

This photo cheered me up. I had a very good laugh. Love the monster crack on the right and the super parent dragging the kid around on the left. I am not surprised, it is a MS store... LOL

Bring on the classic Apple negativity

ahahahaha... good one.

Shopping cart??????

Oh well, I wish MS best of luck.
Apple is doing just find and will continue to succeed:)

people who keep posting questions/critiques about the random people in the image need to read the article!!! The whole thing is a photoshop comp...it's supposed to be funny. Geesh.

But it is funny! Very funny. :)

I'm confused. I thought Microsoft already had a retail outfit called "PC World"??

http://www.pcworld.co.uk/

What's the difference? Looking at the photos on Engadget, there aren't any differences!!

How about Currys?

http://www.currys.co.uk/

You can get a good washing machine there too! Maybe Microsoft fancy doing a line of Zanussi? (It's "the appliance of science" as the blurb goes....!)

"I'm a PC..... But I wish I was a Mac sooooooo bad......."

"I'm a PC..... But I wish I was a Mac sooooooo bad......."

Those people don't look cool enough to own a Mac! Especially the fat chick with her crack showing.

Elitism....

I hate to burst your bubble, but you are not special because you bought an Apple computer.

Its not that people are special because they buy a mac, its that different people buy macs. Mac will never be huge, because the majority of the sheep will always be walmart shoppers, and Jobs isn't looking for those customers. To make another analogy, its very similar to the Audi crowd...

I was in the Apple store today and it was jam packed. People just buzzing everywhere and lots of buying.

I then strolled a ways down the mall to the Sony store. There was exactly 1 person in there, and that was the employee.

Wonder how Microsoft's going to fair? (What does Microsoft even sell? Can I buy 200 business licenses for Windows 7 at the store, and if so, why would I want to?)