Update: It has been taken down

We really don't have words to describe this one.  Apple, can you please, please hire some competent people to man your App Store approval process?  Maybe pay above minimum wage and enforce some sort of drug testing (not that any type of drug would make you this stupid).  As new parents, we have to say in all seriousness, this has gone beyond abhorrant.

 I can't wait to take this down after Apple pulls it.