MacBook event drinking game

Chauncey Dupree
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October 13, 2008
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From Edible Apple, whose site appears to be dugg down...we know it is 1:00pm eastern time on a work day but...

(best comment ever: This is not a drinking game. This is a suicide note.)

Anyone care to add any other fun/deadly rules?

Comments (26)

Dr. Macenstein (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 12:34pm

seems like it was not made by a real Stevenote fan. Lots of missed opportunities here...

Never a noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 2:15pm

his head is big

lxnthny (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 12:49pm

Wow....i would definitely be dead after the Town Hall event...

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 12:55pm

Take a shot if Steve says something about his clicker

9to5Mac Poob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 12:59pm

Hit your head on the wall everytime Steve says "Boom"

stradijeri1 (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 12:59pm

13. If Steve Jobs doesn't show up, drink a keg.

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 1:05pm

Number 1, 5, 8, and number 11 are 100% going to happen, and number 5 for me.

DanielJvdBerg | October 13, 2008 - 1:11pm

 Hahahaha I really laughed about this. Good one.

9to5Mac MrDeeds (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 1:12pm

I'm so sad that I won't be able to follow the liveblog, but even watching the podcast after the event will get me canned...

Eimantas (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 1:28pm

hehe, it's 8pm @ our timezone (EET), so we're gonna get wasted BIG TIME

Joe Kelley (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 1:36pm

13. One more thing... if these words are uttered strip naked run around your office and drink a beer for each security guards tackle you break

Benjamin Dobson | October 13, 2008 - 1:45pm

15. Take a sip of water every time Steve drinks a glass of beer.

nobody (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 2:11pm

13. Down 2 whole bottles if Jobs comes back on stage and says "One more thing"

Mr. Harris (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 2:53pm

I have not seen the whole thing but...does anyone know if he did the One More Thing thing at the iPod event last month??

As for another rule - 4 shots if he has Phil Schiller involved in any way with this keynote(via satellite, over his iPhone, out in the crowd, etc...)

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 3:05pm

if he pronounces "Automatically" as "Odomatically". :)

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 3:11pm

When was the last time Steve Jobs went to a keynote not wearing a black turtleneck and jeans? (Get ready to slam a 6 pack for number 8)

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 4:08pm

take a shot if steve shows a new ad
take a shot if steve describes his new product as cool

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 5:28pm

Take two shots if Steve's digital camera doesn't turn on, and he tosses it to an Apple employee and misses.

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 5:29pm

Take three shots if we get those PowerBook G5s!

iYann (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 6:12pm

Take a shot if he shows up in a 38-32 Levis
Forget the shot, get the bottle...

donny (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 6:19pm

take a shot if you get through a whole bottle in the first five minutes.

powers (not verified) | October 13, 2008 - 9:27pm

If there is a MacBook failure during the keynote RUN FOR YOUR FV©K!NG LIFE! Seriously. I don't even want to think about what would happen if there was a malfunction.

trondk (not verified) | October 14, 2008 - 12:47am

....and BOOM!....

Tragesty (not verified) | October 14, 2008 - 2:57am

Take 3 shots if Steve Jobs shows a new ad two times in a row.

'Lets see that again...' *crowd stares*

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 19, 2008 - 10:09am

Drink a pint of beer if Jobs drives a Mercedes with no license plates and in a handicapped spot to the Apple event

9to5Mac Noob (not verified) | October 19, 2008 - 10:12am

Number 11 is GOING TO HAPPEN!!