Caption Contest: Microsoft Answer Bar

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:54am — Seth Weintraub

See the guy at the right, he's a Microsoft "Answer Bar" worker. But he needs a caption. Can anyone help him out?

via FakeSteve.

Hint: It may involve Windows XP.

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Comments

Why Why Why

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:33am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

"Why, why, why did I leave Apple to do this? All I ever seem to do is virus removal. I hate my life...."

LOL

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:24am — Viktor (not verified)

We just post a problem to microsoft where excell 2007 spreadsheets does not open maximized when they are open from Sharepoint 2007. They said (microsoft) that ther are "investiganting the issue". I wonder what the "Answer bar" will answer to the customer who brings that issue to them if not even the corporate support (that we pay a lot of money) have the answer???

Good caption "why why why"

Marco?

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:38am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

Marco?

Polo

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:46am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

Polo

The longer I stand here, the

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:39am — Thank you microsoft (not verified)

The longer I stand here, the smaller my penis gets.

one sec...my screen froze.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:39am — jp (not verified)

one sec...my screen froze.

"Hello, I'm a PC. Hello, I'm

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:39am — Chris (not verified)

"Hello, I'm a PC. Hello, I'm a PC. Hello, I'm a PC. Looks like we got another frozen 'guru.'"

"Please, please don't ask for

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:40am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

"Please, please don't ask for any more directions to the Apple shop!!!"

LMAO best one yet !!

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 11:45am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

LMAO best one yet !!

iPhone is the Answer

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:40am — Gibbz (not verified)

"If I duck just right, then no one will see the iPhone I am playing on right now."

Goddamnit! Where's that

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:41am — John (not verified)

Goddamnit! Where's that "Windows for Dummies" book?! It's gotta be down here somewhere

"I wonder if i have any app

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:41am — carrako (not verified)

"I wonder if i have any app updates on my iphone..."

Hackintosh

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:41am — Chris (not verified)

"You think the customers realize were secretly running Hackintosh's?"

Hope nobody see's me

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:42am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

I hope nobady can see me checking my email on my iPhone.

If they see me using my

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:43am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired!

Let me check my mac

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:43am — Cyberjenks (not verified)

"Emm.... hold on let me check my mac...."

If they see me using my

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:43am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired!

Stupid users

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:43am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid f***ing users!

Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:44am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup, reformat, reinstall, restore makes Jack a dull boy.

Classic!

Wed, 11/04/2009 - 12:43pm — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

Classic!

If they see me using my

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:44am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

If they see me using my iPhone at work, I'm so fired.

Confucius Say ...

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:46am — Gibbz (not verified)

"When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt."

"No I don't know the

Tue, 11/03/2009 - 10:49am — 9to5Mac Noob (not verified)

"No I don't know the directions to the nearest Apple Store" or "You have a problem with a Zune? Can I see it? I've never seen one before." or "For the last time lady, iPhoto is a Mac application and No I don't care to see anymore pics of your grandkids as your screensaver....NEXT!" or "Jerry wake up..your Mom is here and wants to ask you about her new iMac...."